THE LAST ONE
I’m not crying
there’s just RDJ in my eye
That guy hit rock bottom and beat its ass.
How have I not seen the Spain one until now.
The Spain one tho.
Europe according to Germany, Austria-Hungary, Spain, France, Greece, Italy, America, Russia, Switzerland and Great Britain.iM DYING BECAUSE A LOTOF THIS IS TRUE OMG
|05.01.13 @ 00:14||11,067 notes||Permalink|
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
things like this actually happens
|05.01.13 @ 00:07||218,446 notes||Permalink|
Note how the most important facet of this story is not how she swam out and physically saved two people from drowning in a riptide at the risk of her own life, but that during the course of heroic physical activity in an outfit not designed for it, a tit slipped out.
Really? A nipple? A nipple made an appearance when she was dragging her son and a woman twice her size out of strong currents?
WELL HOLY SHIT, STOP THE MOTHER FUCKING PRESS
If a man had done it he probably would have been shirtless and no one would mention his bare nipples. Hell, I bet if his fucking balls had popped out it still wouldn’t even be an issue beaus a man was saving someone’s life, and that’s the most important thing. But, a woman’s nipple was seen and that takes president over the heroic deed.
fuck the media. FUCK THEM
i don’t even like Heidi Klum, but this is some BS. who writes this shit anyway
are you fucking kidding me
IS THERE NO LIMIT TO WHAT THESE FUCKS WILL SEXUALIZE???
|04.10.13 @ 13:20||35,553 notes||Permalink|
I love this kid.
He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:
“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”
and don’t forget, the ever popular:
“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”
It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.
I fucking love this random Gryffindor!
This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.
BEM IS OUR KING.
It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a raven now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.
and thats how it happened.
^this. all of this.
You all must forever reblog Bem and his amazing House-Switching skills.
|04.10.13 @ 13:10||79,154 notes||Permalink|
my sister just informed me that if you say “rise up lights” you’ll sound like an austrailian saying “razor blades” my life will never be the same
also if you say “beer can” in a british accent it sounds like “bacon” with a bad jamaican accent
I’m British and I’ve just realised you’re right..
|04.10.13 @ 13:00||80,518 notes||Permalink|
Twins Separated at Birth Find Each Other via YouTube
After Anaïs Bordier, a French student living in London, saw American actress Samantha Futerman in aYouTube video, she noticed a striking resemblance to herself. She found one of Futerman’s personal vlogs about being adopted, leading Bordier to find the two girls had the same birthday. After sending Futerman a Facebook message, the two realized they might be long lost twin sisters. Through Twitter, Skype and Facebook messenger, the girls have been using social media to cactch up on the first 25 years of their lives. They have since launched a Kickstarter campaign to help fund a documentary about their first meeting, as well as a DNA test to confirm their relation.
This is amazing, seriously, WOW.
|04.10.13 @ 12:49||20,545 notes||Permalink|