this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today
srsly guys…Ever heard a german say those words? We don’t scream all the time…
it get´s funnier everytime I´m speaking it out loud xDDD
|05.28.13 @ 01:34||100,621 notes||Permalink|
So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.
this is still my favourite thing on the internet
seriously the 5th time reblogging this non b&w gif sorry not sorry
AW I LOVE THIS
Aww, now THAT was pure happiness in its prime :’]
|05.28.13 @ 01:32||850,893 notes||Permalink|
How have I not seen the Spain one until now.
The Spain one tho.
Europe according to Germany, Austria-Hungary, Spain, France, Greece, Italy, America, Russia, Switzerland and Great Britain.iM DYING BECAUSE A LOTOF THIS IS TRUE OMG
|05.01.13 @ 00:14||13,240 notes||Permalink|
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
things like this actually happens
|05.01.13 @ 00:07||384,294 notes||Permalink|
Note how the most important facet of this story is not how she swam out and physically saved two people from drowning in a riptide at the risk of her own life, but that during the course of heroic physical activity in an outfit not designed for it, a tit slipped out.
Really? A nipple? A nipple made an appearance when she was dragging her son and a woman twice her size out of strong currents?
WELL HOLY SHIT, STOP THE MOTHER FUCKING PRESS
If a man had done it he probably would have been shirtless and no one would mention his bare nipples. Hell, I bet if his fucking balls had popped out it still wouldn’t even be an issue beaus a man was saving someone’s life, and that’s the most important thing. But, a woman’s nipple was seen and that takes president over the heroic deed.
fuck the media. FUCK THEM
i don’t even like Heidi Klum, but this is some BS. who writes this shit anyway
are you fucking kidding me
IS THERE NO LIMIT TO WHAT THESE FUCKS WILL SEXUALIZE???
|04.10.13 @ 13:20||35,660 notes||Permalink|
I love this kid.
He’s only in Prisoner of Azkaban, and he has two lines:
“It’s among the darkest omens in our world. It’s an omen… of death.”
and don’t forget, the ever popular:
“It’s like trying to catch smoke… Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.”
It’s like okay, kid, we don’t know who you are, but go ahead and say the two most intense lines in the entire movie. I guess that’s cool. Whatevs.
I fucking love this random Gryffindor!
This is Bem, the only student to ever successfully change Houses. In the third movie, he’s a Gryffindor. In the fifth he magically becomes a Ravenclaw. Bow down to Bem for he holds all the knowledge.
BEM IS OUR KING.
It’s because after he uttered those two lines everyone was like ‘DAYUM BEM’ and he was sent to Dumbledore’s office and Dumbledore was like I boy you twoo fuckin’ wise to be a lion you gonna be a raven now. Get your ass in Ravenclaw.
and thats how it happened.
^this. all of this.
You all must forever reblog Bem and his amazing House-Switching skills.
|04.10.13 @ 13:10||180,513 notes||Permalink|