What if I just jumped on a plane and went far far away, and just didn’t come back for a while? I just feel I’m going around being constantly stressed, and sometimes friends and family help, while other times they just make it so much worse.

thepiisite:

katsuya-fairy:

estrella30:

mocca-latte-in-my-veins:

cynicalsleeper:

this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today

can’t…stop…laughing…

CRYING LAUGHING

srsly guys…Ever heard a german say those words? We don’t scream all the time…

it get´s funnier everytime I´m speaking it out loud xDDD

(Source: polynumerous, via damnitwhatisthecatdoing)

alangwiggy:

dysphorism:

deflaw:

haave-you-met-ted:

thefrogman:

So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.

this is still my favourite thing on the internet

seriously the 5th time reblogging this non b&w gif sorry not sorry

AW I LOVE THIS

Aww, now THAT was pure happiness in its prime :’]

alangwiggy:

dysphorism:

deflaw:

haave-you-met-ted:

thefrogman:

So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.

Look at all that happy.

this is still my favourite thing on the internet

seriously the 5th time reblogging this non b&w gif sorry not sorry

AW I LOVE THIS

Aww, now THAT was pure happiness in its prime :’]

(Source: 4GIFs, via damnitwhatisthecatdoing)

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

(via mrsweasley)

THE LAST ONE

I’m not crying

there’s just RDJ in my eye

That guy hit rock bottom and beat its ass.

(Source: sexydowney, via mrsweasley)

liechtensteinholic:

germannn:

ladyymacdeath:

romanorgasm:

sclez:

How have I not seen the Spain one until now.

“Totally inert”

“mama’s boys”

The Spain one tho.

Europe according to Germany, Austria-Hungary, Spain, France, Greece, Italy, America, Russia, Switzerland and Great Britain.

iM DYING BECAUSE A LOTOF THIS IS TRUE OMG

(Source: lets-fangirl, via gyntiana)

damnitwhatisthecatdoing:

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

things like this actually happens

girljanitor:

deliciouskaek:

searchingforknowledge:

missatralissa:

fluffmugger:

(source)
Note how the most important facet of this story is not how she swam out and physically saved two people from drowning in a riptide at the risk of her own life, but that during the course of heroic physical activity in an outfit not designed for it, a tit slipped out.
Really? A nipple? A nipple made an appearance when she was dragging her son and a woman twice her size out of strong currents?
WELL HOLY SHIT, STOP THE MOTHER FUCKING PRESS

If a man had done it he probably would have been shirtless and no one would mention his bare nipples. Hell, I bet if his fucking balls had popped out it still wouldn’t even be an issue beaus a man was saving someone’s life, and that’s the most important thing. But, a woman’s nipple was seen and that takes president over the heroic deed. 

fuck the media. FUCK THEM

i don’t even like Heidi Klum, but this is some BS. who writes this shit anyway

are you fucking kidding me
IS THERE NO LIMIT TO WHAT THESE FUCKS WILL SEXUALIZE???

girljanitor:

deliciouskaek:

searchingforknowledge:

missatralissa:

fluffmugger:

(source)

Note how the most important facet of this story is not how she swam out and physically saved two people from drowning in a riptide at the risk of her own life, but that during the course of heroic physical activity in an outfit not designed for it, a tit slipped out.

Really? A nipple? A nipple made an appearance when she was dragging her son and a woman twice her size out of strong currents?

WELL HOLY SHIT, STOP THE MOTHER FUCKING PRESS

If a man had done it he probably would have been shirtless and no one would mention his bare nipples. Hell, I bet if his fucking balls had popped out it still wouldn’t even be an issue beaus a man was saving someone’s life, and that’s the most important thing. But, a woman’s nipple was seen and that takes president over the heroic deed. 

fuck the media. FUCK THEM

i don’t even like Heidi Klum, but this is some BS. who writes this shit anyway

are you fucking kidding me

IS THERE NO LIMIT TO WHAT THESE FUCKS WILL SEXUALIZE???

(via mrsweasley)